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$HODLOTH
never sells. can't.

The first memecoin on Robinhood Chain born from pure, unbothered laziness. Too slow to dump on you.

How it happened

Sylvester Hodloth bought the top on the first day Robinhood Chain went live. He reached for the sell button, got comfortable, and fell asleep mid-click. Seventy-two hours later he woke up to find the coin had 40x'd, his thumb still hovering over a button he never pressed.

Word got out. Traders who'd spent years being told to "hold" realized Slo had never once made the conscious decision to do anything else. He wasn't disciplined. He was just slow. The community adopted him as the patron saint of accidental diamond hands, and $HODLOTH was born.

"I wasn't hodling. I was napping. There's a difference, technically." — Slo

The numbers

1,000,000,000total supply, fixed forever
3%buy/sell tax — 40% auto-converts to ETH for staking, the rest funds the nap fund (marketing + dev). No tax on wallet transfers or staking.
100,000,000team allocation (10%), burned within the first 4 days
900,000,000circulating at launch (90%), LP locked
Robinhood Chaindeployed and living here
1contract, renounced, no updates coming — he's asleep

How to get some

CA: coming soon

  1. Open Robinhood and switch into the crypto tab, or bridge funds onto Robinhood Chain from your wallet of choice.
  2. Find a DEX running on Robinhood Chain and connect your wallet.
  3. Search the contract address once it's deployed and verify it against the official $HODLOTH channel before swapping — never trust a link in a random DM.
  4. Swap in slowly. Fast money isn't really the point here.

The roadmap

Six phases, each one making it better to actually hold $HODLOTH.

Phase 1

$HODLOTH drops

The token launches — fair drop, LP locked from the first block, everyone starting from the same branch.

Phase 2

20 NFTs for the top 20 holders

At snapshot, the top 20 holders each receive one of 20 exclusive Slo NFTs — the first perk that rewards holding on its own.

Phase 3

Staking for coin and NFTs

Both $HODLOTH and the Slo NFTs become stakeable, earning rewards over time just for holding them steady instead of trading.

More info about staking on our X page →

Phase 4

Launch-week prizes for the top 3 by volume

In the first week only, 3 special edition Slo NFTs go out, one each to the top 3 traders by volume that week, ranked using GMGN's public Top Traders leaderboard for $HODLOTH — verifiable by anyone, no honor system. Staking rewards get boosted on top of that.

If GMGN's leaderboard is lagging or disputed at the week's close, final rankings are confirmed manually against on-chain trade data before any NFT goes out. Ranking is fully on-chain and verifiable; minting and sending the 3 NFTs to the winners is a manual step we do by hand.

Phase 5

1000 NFT public mint

A wider Slo NFT collection — 1000 pieces — opens up to the whole community, not just the top holders. Minting one gets you premium access once the mint tracker bot launches in Phase 6.

Phase 6

Mint tracker bot

A bot that watches Robinhood Chain for new NFT collections and pings the community the moment one goes live. Holders of the 1000 NFT collection get a premium experience — earlier alerts, extra filters, priority access — real utility beyond just the token itself.

NFT drops, staking yields, and launch-week prizes are funded by tax and treasury revenue — nothing here is a guaranteed return, and payouts scale with actual activity, not a fixed promise.

How staking works

Real yield: a cut of every trade converts to ETH automatically and streams straight to stakers — swipe through to see exactly how.

Where the ETH comes from

No team wallet touches this. The contract does the conversion itself.

3% buy/sell tax
collected in $HODLOTH, automatically
40% auto-swapped to ETH
the rest funds buybacks, treasury & ops
Streamed to the staking vault
claimable once you've been staked 12 hours — nothing is held back for a team to distribute
45%
20 NFTs
week 1 · 50% after
45%
Coin staking
week 1 · 50% after
10%
3 special editions
week 1 only

The 3 special-edition bucket is a one-time, first-week-only bonus — awarded to that week's top 3 traders by volume (see Phase 4). From week 2 onward that 10% folds into the 20 NFTs and coin staking buckets, 50/50.

Why there's no fixed APY

This is real yield, not an emission — the rate moves with actual trading, not a promise.

Quiet week~$10k/day volume
lower ETH flow
Active week~$100k/day volume
meaningfully more
Big week~$500k/day volume
a lot more
More stakers sharing the same flow pulls the rate back down, and a quiet week pulls it toward zero — there's no emissions subsidy behind it. The site will show a live, trailing estimate rather than a fixed number once the vault is live.

Claiming

Pull-based — you decide when, not a weekly team-triggered payout.

Stake$HODLOTH or a Slo NFT
anytime
AccrueETH adds to your share continuously
every inflow
Claimpull your accrued ETH to your wallet
after 12h staked
Unstakeget your $HODLOTH or NFT back
anytime
Slow hands only: leave before 12 hours and you still get your tokens or NFT back, but that stake's rewards go to the holders who stayed. Adding to a stake restarts its 12 hours. Try the flow yourself first — see the staking demo linked in our X bio before the real thing goes live.